(M) [Arknights] 3P Turns 4P

Series: Arknights

Characters/Pairings: Female Doctor/Thorns, Elysium, SilverAsh

Summary: Thorns wants to have 3P with Doctor, but...?!

Notes: Cursed crack thoughts lmao. No actual sexual acts written. Doctor dates these people. All of this is consensual. Sasuga me.

Thorns: "Let's have threesome with Doctor."

Elysium: *chokes* "...Excuse me, what?"

Thorns: "I want to have threesome with Doctor."

Elysium: *chokes again* "What the fuck."

Thorns says something about being curious and tempts Elysium to do it with him, baiting him like "You're not a virgin, are you? Or are you embarrassed?". MAYBE they also make some kind of competition as they're idiots but tbh that's cursed lmao.

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They sneak in to Doctor's room when she's out to surprise her. For some reason they just lie down on her bed, finding comfort in her scent, and Elysium panicking be like "what the fuck am I going to do omg".

A few minutes later, the door creaks open. But the one who steps in isn't Doctor. They look at each other in shock and confusion.

SilverAsh: "...What are you two doing here?"

Thorns: "You too, what are you doing?"

Elysium: *sweats as he feels sparks between them and starts to regret this already*

Thorns honestly speaks up his intention and SilverAsh be like (deadpans) "Uh, okay". Despite being the first and perhaps "legal" boyfriend, he's too used to her flirting with others and even this kind of thing already lmao.
Before Thorns can ask what SilverAsh is doing there, the door creaks open. Dr. Hana yawns as she enters her room and freezes when she sees 3 uninvited guests.

Dr. Hana: "...What are you guys doing here?"

Thorns, looking at SilverAsh: "So you're here for impure motives as well?"

SilverAsh: *looks away* (mumbles) "It's been a while..."

Thorns: "So anyway, I want to have threesome with you and dragged Elysium here."

Dr. Hana: "...........Okay?"

After initial surprise and some more talks, Dr. Hana accepts it because why not - she has no reason to refuse. SilverAsh also decides to join, he can't just stay still when he knows something like this is going to happen.

Elysium: "It's no longer a threesome!"

Thorns: "Better than I thought."

Elysium: "How?!"

Dr. Hana: "This is still fine. More than this and I'm afraid I'll break."

SilverAsh: (Press X to Doubt) "I doubt there's anything in this world that can break you."

Dr. Hana: *steps on SilverAsh's foot*

Dr. Hana chases Phantom and Gravel out of her room. Elysium gasps since he never realized their presence until she called them out and gets embarrassed as they must've heard everything, while the other 2 look like they're used to it.

After some initial awkwardness, they actually do it. Yay~

If Thorns and Elysium did set up some kind of competition, Dr. Hana will shoot it down here.

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They sleep together. The bed is cramped with 4 people (in order: SilverAsh, Dr. Hana, Elysium, Thorns). Elysium can barely sleep, thinking, "what the fuck just happened??? Holy shit, it's real???".

Thorns: *recalling it in the morning* "I wonder if that's how the ABC (Aosta, Broca, Chiave) trio felt, if they already reached that stage."
Elysium: "...Please shut your mouth already..."